It can attack itself as well just to rub more salt into the wound
Caretakers Talent Class enchantments are lovely mana sinks, especially when their abilities all play into the same archetype
One copy of the SAR version of a Carmine (Mask of Change [SV6] 130/101) card sells for 15,000 JPY (~US$95)
Cloud, Planets Champion Mana Value: 3RW Rarity: Mythic Rare Card Type: Legendary Creature: Human Soldier Mercenary Stats: 4/4 Ability 1: During your turn, as long as Cloud is equipped, it has Double Strike and Indestructible Ability 2: Equip abilities you activate that target Cloud cost 2 less to activate That means you could potentially just slot Cloud with a host of now 0-cost equipment and let him run around on a wild rampage
poison/burn counter), dice (used in place of damage counters), a die (instead of a coin for coin-flip moves), and usually a players guide as well
Each of these gods has a passive ability that controls when it's a creature and rewards your devotion by making your god an indestructible creature