This is a huge vanilla creature -- so huge that I think it's actually going to make the cut in most Green decks, even if it doesn't do anything other than attack or block
Violent UrgeViolent Urge is a bit more finicky, needing Delirium to actually allow us to give ElshaElsha double strike, but also has a higher ceiling once we get there, as it also gives her +1/+0 in addition to the +1/+1 she'll get for casting it in the first place
The closest I came was Uril, the Miststalker, which I crammed full of green and white enchantress cards from a Planechase deck
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards
The stats arent great and it plays quite slow, but doing 3 damage that cant be blocked does have some value to it
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