For a long time, Baby Pokemon rarely got cards because of this, but in the modern era, this problem has been solved by making Baby Pokemon support Pokemon that often have little HP but useful attacks that cost no Energy
You'll want a deck and a commander that can put counters to good use (luckily, Tidus, Yuna's Guardian brings a whole Commander precon with exactly that theme!), and a board ready to roll with the dice
The stax pieces help bring other decks, especially unfair ones, to your level, giving you more time to get in with your creatures before finding a finisher
TIBALT Whats there to say about a living personification of getting a phone alert that someone has faved one of your selfie tweets from last year at 3AM in the morning
Disaster needs 2 Rank 7 monsters to make it: a unique summoning requirement but fitting for the theme
That is radically lower than the 3+ CMC average of decks in our database